COLUMNS: Holiday Gift (Crest Whitestrips Coupon) 911
COLUMNS: Holiday Gift 911
Way to go, humbug. For the last 365 days, youve known the holidays were coming, yet here you are again, about to look like a reindeers ass for showing up empty-handed to another holiday event.
Smile! It's Time To Keep Your New Year's Resolutions
The New Year is a time for self improvement and resolutions.
Virginia ready to zig with the Zags
Bye bye Adam Morrison. So long J.P. Batista. Youd think those two sentences would have college basketball coaches smiling like actors in Crest Whitestrips ads.
Crime reports
Prescription medications were stolen from the 200 block of West Main Street between 11 a.m. and 9 p.m. Saturday. A personal checkbook was stolen from the 100 block of South Westmoor Avenue and $1,900 worth of checks were written between Dec. 9 and Saturday.
So a thief walks into a store wearing a gorilla suit ...
Police work must make for a fascinating, varied, maddening, traumatic life. Our men and women in uniform chase shoplifters, stop drunk drivers, hand out parking tickets, bust drug dealers, break up fights and take reports about thefts of everything from iPods to giant spools of copper wire. I read about it every week. Hundreds of pages of it. As I compile the police reports for the Star Tribune's ...
